Posted by: Jacob | June 20, 2009

10 Tweets You Would Have Seen if Spurgeon Had Had A Twitter

Tweets from the Prince of Preachers Himself!

1. I just found a pack of razors in the medicine cabinet. I think my wife is trying to tell me something…

2. Oh no! I ran out of cigars! Going to the store to buy more.

3. Finished my 134th book today!

4. My wife made delicious Peach Cobbler tonight.

5. I seem to have misplaced my Trowel, does anyone know where it is?

6. Free Will, Schmee Will! Arminians are crazy man.

7. Today I found a moth in my beard! CrAaAaZy!

8. So I bought a new suit today! Can’t wait to preach in it!

9. I’m going to get some pizza for dinner.

10. Anybody up for a game of Clue?


Responses

  1. Here’s another one: Need more cigars.

    • Hahaha! Oh yeah! I forgot that he smoked. That would’ve been good! lol.

  2. That was funny!

  3. I saw that you were in Alabama. Where in Alabama are you? I will be moving to Jasper within the next two months, and was wondering what you thought.


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