Posted by: Jacob | June 27, 2009

10 Tweets We Would Have Seen if John Calvin Had Had a Twitter

Tweets from the French Reformer himself!

1. I think my wife’s planning a surprise birthday party for me…I LOVE surprise birthday parties!

2. So apparently calling the Papists, “Pope dopes” doesn’t fly too well…

3. I’m confined to the bed for a while since I accidently dropped my finished copy of Institutes of the Christian Religion on my foot…

4. I just had some delicious french toast for breakfast!

5. I’ve been thinking of getting a new hat….maybe like a top hat or a bowler….

6. I found a stray dog today! I brought him home but Idelette said to let him go…

7. Anybody want to play Rummy?

8. Someone shouted at me, “Synod of Dort? More like Synod of DORK!” and ran away…weird, huh?

9. I want some french fries…

10. It’s better if we call it “Particular Atonement”…but TUPIP isn’t as catchy as TULIP….


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  1. hahahahahaha Did you make this up yourself or copy it?

    • Hahaha! I made it up.

  2. That was so funny.

  3. Heard some of these on Wretched Radio on Monday. Within the first 12 minutes of the 1st hour of the show.


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